"Oi, Deidara, what are you doing?" Sasori raised an eyebrow skepticly at his blond partner, who was holding a knife and chunk of wood from a nearby tree(how Sasori could tell: rather large branch missing that wasn't this morning) Deidara hastily tried to hide the wood and blade behind his back. Sasori inwardly chuckled at this. "Deidara" He he sighed. "What, Danna un?" Sasori gestured to the sculptors back. "Wood, knife, what are you doing?" "Nothing, un" "Nothing my ass" Deidara glanced up. "Danna has an ass?" He stood, dropping his supplies and walking around Hiruko, staring at it from every angle. After a moment he stopped, rubbing his chin. "Hmm, I don't see one, un" Sasori whacked his head on the inside of Hiruko. "Right..." He emembered the only time the blond had seen him out of Hiruko Deidara was so drunk off his ass he was getting along with Itachi. And Itachi was drunk enough to giggle. Creepy. Sasori had to supress a shiver. "I don't have an ass, Deidara?" Deidara shook his head 'no'. Blond hair flying every where revealed he wasn't wearing his scope. "Nope, but I still love my Danna, un!" Deidara walked over to hug the puppet. Chuckling to himself, Sasori opened Hiruko's back and leapt out as soon as Deidara touched it. "EEP!!" Deidara squeaked in his very(not!) manly way. Laughing fully now, Sasori sat on the grass. Deidara kept swinging his head from the laughing teenage boy to the empty puppet. "Confused, un!! So confused!!" He yowled to the forest.


"Wait so... I've seen Danna like this before, un?" Sasori nodded. "And I was HUGGING Itachi?" Sasori nodded again, short red hair dancing through the air. The blond shuddered. Once he was done he glanced at Sasori cautiously. "So if this is Sasori no Danna, why do you hide in 'Hiruko',un?" Sasori raised a perfectly arched eyebrow. "Puppeteers are easy targets in battle. I'm safer in him" "But thats in BATTLE. I've never seen you take him off even in the base, un!" The blond protested. "We could be attacked anytime" 'What is he getting at??' "But.. But... Hirukos ugly, un!!" "So?" "So why does Sasori no Danna hide in that ugly thing when he's so pretty, un?!" Deidara covered his mouth with a gasp. Sasori raised his eyebrow once more? "What was that?"Ddara screwwed his visible eye closed. It took alot not to laugh. Sasori knew Deidara liked him, but still. 'Hn... Maybe I can make him admit it?' Sasori smirked. This could be a new game for the puppet master. He slid closer to the blond. "Well?" Deidara kept his eyes shutand ears covered. Sasori slipped behind him and hang his arms loosely around the bombers' shoulders. Deidara eye opened, unseen to the puppeteer. Sasori moved Deidara's hand and whispered into his ear "What did you say, Dei?"Deidara was blushing like a certain Hyuuga we all know(Hinata you dolts>o<) "No-Nothing" The blond replied shakily but stubbornly. Sasori flicked out his tounge. "I want  to know..."